Sunday, February 23, 2014

Can't Keep It in Your Pants

Dear horny asian girl on the train,

I don't think that it's proper etiquette for you to open your legs so wide that they swallow your boyfriend. Like seriously lady control your urges. And if this quiet acknowledgment of your over eagerness doesn't curb your enthusiasm then maybe the fact that I'm sitting next to you will.

Thanks,
Fellow subway rider

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