Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Subway Surfer

Dear Guy peeing in between the two subway cars,

WhAt the Fuuuuuuuck?!?! Is it really that hard to hold your pee until you get home... You are a grown ass man. Like seriously if I can do it so can you.... But come to think of it although I am totally grossed out (and I believe that I have every right to be) I'm slightly jealous. You have the ability to surf between the subway cars and relieve yourself without fear of your dick getting sliced off by some random flying object. I mean you don't see women squatting between two subway cars peeing. Like imagine all of the fucking debris that would get splashed up there. So in a sense kudos on having the balls to surf between and let it fly.

A fellow subway rider

(Note to self... Don't ever switch switch subway cars mid ride)

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