Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Octopus Hands

Dear handsy gentleman to my left,

That is not YOUR knee that your hand is resting on. Did you think that the senses in my knee were so dull that I wouldn't notice? And that is not a come hither look in shooting you but a stink eye! Learn to notice the subtle differences or you might go home with a black eye.... Much better. Have a lovely night.

A fellow subway rider

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